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does she like other things than plums?

most cakes are fairly sweet. that doesn't exactly narrow it down for your nephew. i can whip up something great, trust me, but if you want to ask him about his tastes, you can let me know in a couple days so i can make something a bit more tailored to his palate.

great. plenty of time for your little family party.

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Tarts and citruses. Light sweetness, with a cut of sour or salt. She does not mind savoury flavours in her desserts, but they will not be her first choice. Roasted almonds and dried peaches are not as common in King's Landing, you would gain favour with them among the servings.

There will be no party. There will be no other questions. It will be just cake. This does not need to be more than a simple pastry.

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[ takes extensive notes for the hot mum, nothing for the nephew he's supposed to be baking for. ]

ok, sure, one cake coming up for your shitty nephew. does he have other friends i can ask since you know fuck all about his tastes?

[provoke]

[ this is ruining the surprise!!! ]

I will make a few things clear now. Please pay attention.

One; This is meant to be a surprise.
Two; I would like to not be mentioned if he asks about the cake. In fact, I would prefer to be completely erased from that conversation, if it ever happens.
Three; His mother, stepfather, and stepsister-cousin is here. If you truly must ask, you have options.

How did you even come into my mother's purview?

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i'll make different tiers with different flavors, then. or maybe i'll just make ten different cakes to demonstrate how much you love him.

i don't know your mother. but everyone knows of her.

[provoke]

[ oh, in that case - a moment of pride for his mother. ]

Her reputation is well-earned, and worthy of respect.

Just one cake. Why are you

You are having your fun with this, aren't you?