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[ takes extensive notes for the hot mum, nothing for the nephew he's supposed to be baking for. ]

ok, sure, one cake coming up for your shitty nephew. does he have other friends i can ask since you know fuck all about his tastes?

[provoke]

[ this is ruining the surprise!!! ]

I will make a few things clear now. Please pay attention.

One; This is meant to be a surprise.
Two; I would like to not be mentioned if he asks about the cake. In fact, I would prefer to be completely erased from that conversation, if it ever happens.
Three; His mother, stepfather, and stepsister-cousin is here. If you truly must ask, you have options.

How did you even come into my mother's purview?

[scone]

i'll make different tiers with different flavors, then. or maybe i'll just make ten different cakes to demonstrate how much you love him.

i don't know your mother. but everyone knows of her.

[provoke]

[ oh, in that case - a moment of pride for his mother. ]

Her reputation is well-earned, and worthy of respect.

Just one cake. Why are you

You are having your fun with this, aren't you?