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a what show?
what're you dragging

[metabolizes]

no drag as in
dudes in dresses
ladies in suits
crossdressing
gender impersonation
whatever you wanna call it
its an art form but its also a performance

1/2

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2/2

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do you want the eggnog spiked

[metabolizes]

absolutely
the stronger the better

[scone]

[ 30 minutes later ]

who's in the drag show

[metabolizes]

no one yet
i mean except me but im also hosting so duh
still working out the details before i send out an open casting call
but if youre interested i can go ahead and put your name down

( :D )

youll need a drag name too

[scone]

what the hell makes you think i'm interested
piss off








what's your drag name?

[metabolizes]

youre the one asking about it???
are you always this hot and cold

its wyndi lauper
like cyndi lauper
the musician
big in the 80s
her most famous song is girls just wanna have fun?

( he's gonna send the song over just in case because he's pretty sanji has no idea what he's talking about. )

[scone]

shut up

[ wyndi lauper and cyndi lauper are both a mystery to him, but she's mesmerizing and beautiful, and sanji watches the video three times. ]

are you dressing like that
in the red dress

[metabolizes]

( he's gonna take that as a yes. )

something like that yeah
just more festive
definitely red tho

tbh i'll prob have a few outfits
wouldnt be a drag show without a dramatic costume change

[scone]

you gonna sing and dance like her?
what else do people do

you really think 200 people are gonna come see you in a dress
i'll kill you if any of the eggnog goes to waste

[metabolizes]

singing dancing a little bit of comedy to keep it light
some ppl even do more carnival type shit but its really up to the individual performer and what their style is

im not expecting 200 people
im expecting way less than that to be drinking for like 2 hours straight
so i wanna make sure theres enough to go around several times
and if theres any left i'll drink the rest myself okay chill out

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can i cook

[metabolizes]

on stage?
or just at the show in general

[scone]

on stage. you said it's up to the individual performer and style.
nobody else can do what i can.

[ nara smith era bitch ]

[metabolizes]

so you are interested 😏
as long as youre in drag sure
but it still has to be like
entertaining you know
like those hibachi dudes who do crazy shit with knives or whatever
oh and also holiday themed bc this is a holiday show
it can be one of your holidays if you dont have christmas

[scone]

it sounds like no one else wants to do your shitty show.
i can dress up.
what's your favorite holiday food? i'll make it. with knives.